This guy wants a free hot tub......like he fully expects someone to be like "Oh I don't want my hot tub anymore, I should just give it to this random stranger on Craigslist for free, even though I could sell it for hundreds or thousands of dollars".
Nothing about this conversation is significantly funny. It's just a testament to the type of people and intelligence levels that can be found slithering around the filthy depths of Craigslist.
This guy hopped on Craigslist and just expected people to give him a free puppy, so I had to mess with him and test his limits
Never got a response so I'm assuming that text made him reevaluate his entire life and choose to become a better person. My good deed for the year is done.